Redness From Bumgenius

thought for those who have lived, live or live PMA ...

You would think by reading my previous article that I dedicate a nameless hatred against pregnant women.

This is, I assure you, not the case.

course I went a bit rich by taxing them out "drawer full of stretch marks buffoon" but it remains that I have great affection vis- -vis mothers.

From tenderness yes, but also a hint of envy, if I have to be quite honest.

I'm envious because I, unlike many of my girlfriends, I loved being pregnant, I even adored birth is say!

Yes childbirth hurts.

childbirth Yes it's dirty.

Yes childbirth is not a romantic.

But I liked it, and yet I do not particularly feel pain or even dirt.

But I know that in 30 years "only" it does not happen again.

To understand my state of envy, we must know where I had to go to design Pepe.

Yes design was stressful and painful (how this is the same for everyone?) And it has been more difficult than Pepe's father did not really supported. In fact it's like childbirth, it hurts, it's dirty and not romantic knew everything, but not necessarily a positive purpose.

Here is my incredible story of the LDCs, medical part:

Step 1: A young couple decides to love a child, and for one year is about cuddly cuddly . So far so good, it's nice to cuddle, but after a year we start to worry.

Step 2: We consult, alone, a gynecologist, which is only natural when one is a girl. The gynecologist prescribes tests and ultrasounds.

The next appointment you are taking full face "Well what do you want j'vous say you have a poor quality of ovulation is how miss .

Step 3: we ask all her friends if their gynecologist is human and if yes, also ask the coordinates of said gynecologist.

Step 4: Start contact with a gynecologist-human and male.

End of appointment under a flood of tears. "Miss you Polycystic Ovaries."

You cry without knowing why, since you do not know what it means to Polycystic Ovaries.

Step 5: After realizing that you do not ovulate or shortly and it is likely that

1 - you're ovulating only once in your life and 2 - That the only time either already arrived, you run headlong into the LDCs.

Yes to this stage you do not say, but LDC assisted reproduction, gynecologist becomes Gygy, treatment becomes TT, blood PDS, you are OPK and you expect one thing 's size is that it makes your endometrial this month.

And you start your first TT Clomid.

Clomid: - Treatment of infertility and anovulation dysovulation normoprolactinemic original high functional:

. infertility anovulation functional

. dysovulation functional sterility by:

* "inadequate corpus luteum"

* short luteal phase,

. polycystic ovary syndrome.

It is the technical part.

In reality it is a crap name that not only gives you acne breakouts on your juvenile fresh pink skin but also makes you taste the joys of pain that causes a Ovary 14cm in diameter.

Step 6: We suffered an ovarian drilling, there are laughs.

is nothing, you just made a few small holes in the ovaries by laparoscopy. Basically it takes away lots of small pieces of ovarian they react less violently to treatment.

Another plus is the nice dead cows you have left on the belly. A scar at the navel, a right lower abdomen to the pubis and last. It's called in the jargon of infertile "the mark of the barren woman."

Step 7: After a few treatments continued to Clomid, after you have made her sick with big blow Dopergine (because your prolactin is the last day or you have a child your milk will be green with envy Lolo Ferrari) that will make you vomit in front of your car or in school middle of your university, you will begin a series of examinations that are most enjoyable.

The test Hunn, certainly one of my favorite. You need a hug between 19h and 22h to make you do a vaginal swab the next morning, without being washed between 7am and 10am.

This one is it is taken up to 3 times, understand three months since it is only by appointment and you only have two days in your cycle to do so.

Add to that a man can not ejaculate for once when asked to do more but do not say, and there you will understand how humiliating it is to to throw a laboratory furious at not finding sperm in your vagina.

The next time you say nothing, you made your cuddly as planned between you and the and laboratory assistant in the early morning you wake up sir, explaining that you've cheated the day before. The end justifies the means.

Just around the Hysterography, also nice in the genre. This one you did for your drilling, just as the product that you balance in the uterus is not spent in one of your tubes, you are asked to do it again.

Well then, you are given a product in the uterus, is a radio and you are told zou you certainly wrong, but the good news is that your tubes are fine.

Good.

Step 8: You will be inseminated, yeah, like the cow, this loan as the weeks before insemination is biting you every day in the belly to stimulate ovulation and that do not fit an entire arm into the vagina.

Between these few attempts, and side effects, one of your ovaries decides make a small turn on itself. Besides the pain, the child is the mouse pee.

Step 9: After several attempts at insemination and after you yelled at your best friend, namely Gygy you ask him for IVF, in vitro fertilization.

is a little more complicated, first it is a whole bins to be accepted into IVF. Passing record to a team made up of gynecologists, biologists and bureaucrats of all kinds. Once you have accepted the file along with your other half you go to the hospital psychologist.

Psychologist after disclosing some of your secrets to your other half (when it goes against all rules of conduct) will decided whether or not you are able to help you occupy children ... Yes ma'am, no less!

Your application is accepted, but you can have only 4 attempts and 4 attempts it goes very quickly.

You are given a treatment, you explain to the nice biologist he is wrong, you said that's his job not yours and it deprives you of more sugar.

It crashes in the assays and thus after having undergone an artificial menopause by one month, and all side effects that go with it, after stimulation of ovulation by 15 days, you request of any arrest in which case you may end badly, and then tooute way with their bullshit you already ovulate ...

So you put in artificial menopause for 3 months.

Rebelote Then, Decapeptyl for menopause, Puregon for stimulation and to finish the bite of midnight, Ovitrelle for ovulation induction in order to drain on you ovaries in the morning.

puncture Ah! This is the ultimate humiliation. If so, really.

First you shoot so that you are very docile. Yes more should not yell in pain when you puncture without anesthesia, it is bad form.

Once well into the coltard you install in a sort of operating room with no fewer than six people to look at your vagina. And at the same time when you get to Step 9, it is almost more like this. Her ass has her vagina was seen and rummaged through all the medical Toulousain.

Little Cleaning blow fleet and Betadine. The cleaning was done with a large claw with which it holds and compresses zou scouring Madame thoroughly. Yes, it is the interior which I speak.

Then came the puncture without anesthesia so.

I pass on that at this moment sir can not get his book and you spend close to having done all this for nothing. But after four hours he finally arrives.

3 days later is joy, it tells you 3 beautiful embryos. Arriving at the hospital for resettlement there are only 2. And nine months later you have a Pepe the prettiest after only 7 hours of work.

you will understand why I envy the women pregnant, and finally, no I do not hate them. Me too, after all I was a puppet drawer full of stretch marks. I find them endearing with their hand patting his belly, I find them pretty often. But the fact remains that they could do their shopping on a day other than Saturday.

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The chef and his team are happy to receive up to 15h ... Arriva

If you hear it then you're suddenly on to Ikea. More specifically the self.

You know this place or sought after 15 minutes of clean cutlery and glasses you are asked if you want to jam with your balls and if you prefer magma of greenish spinach or fries and cold soft .

So I ate there that Saturday afternoon and, knowing how their meatballs are done, I find it somewhat pretentious to give the title of "chef" ; a guy who is content to put meatballs in the microwave and rehydrate sachets of powder with the cream off with water.

short I went to Ikea, me! While I hate Ikea.

For me it is the temple of her pregnant molasse open circles paths (because the pretext that they have a bun in their drawer stretch marks they have the right to annoy the world) on the old scented makeup on, on rude and snotty braillers and braille a slap on the spot.

Yes Ikea'm getting through the eyes, all this world which shakes and guns to be the first to the all-new assortment of dishes grrrükefülke or paper napkins with nicks reindeer badly drawn above, I see scares me anxious.

You spend hours in a store, watching everything and anything, to consider a new table while yours is only one year, to make you shoving, and more to give yours up to the cashier to let those above, waiting on Saturday (when they are on leave and maternity have nothing else to fuck the week), only day off you have to make their purchases.

Yes when I come back from Ikea I also hate, pregnant women, elderly people (but that's a bit all the time) and children.

Ikea is hell ...

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Gigi l'Amoroso

eater love, velvet eye ... ...

The Gigi's me that's a long story , a story that has lasted 15 years.

glad she is clear of the Gigi, because to encroach too much on my life.

The first time I heard of Gigi was in the following terms: "I met a girl, I'm fine with her because she is beautiful, she makes me laugh, she's smart. Look it is there .... "

It was my first boyfriend who told me when we met by chance at a street corner after we do we are not seen for two months.

During our last interview I was dropping like shit on Christmas Eve.

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And I watched the Gigi is true that she was beautiful especially when she burst out laughing. She commanded respect with his big mouth, and when she was there it was that everything revolves around her. It is always the case, plus a certain disdain for his chronic old friends. Inevitably it organizes concerts, she is Parisian "Bénabar? Yeah we have seen too much, they're tired "

After this story with my first love, it was around my husband. Yes I was married at one time for sad reasons, but I Mrs. R. was

Not that I had something to do with my husband, he was not really nice and I had married for empowering me and not return home. ... But another story.

When he met with Gigi Rebelote "and she is beautiful, and she is funny, and blah blah blah ..." He spent all his free time with her at her making eyes.

She later said she had noticed nothing ... ..

We divorced and so much the better.

The Gigi has decided to leave the capital. She forty, she is still beautiful, still funny, still "look at me-I-am-here-youhou" but it is far away.

When she returns home, the commotion of battle. It textote all friends, all his knowledge and gives them go. Something like "Concert of foo in one instance, we found it? But should not rely on it, she sent the same message to all his repertoire, and she has the repertory.

What makes an appointment of the strangest, or you find yourself in a restaurant bar with 12 strangers who are also waiting for the Gigi, to whom you have nothing to say because you do not know.

The Gigi (then you would have explained that this evening precisely, you have to leave early to avoid missing the concert Magyd Cherfi miss you anyway since it does not care) came with 1:30 late, she said hello and go from one to another to tell her daughter of her stories "In" and to make him feel that he is a poor shit (it does so very well with a single word) to work like an idiot for the steak of his children.

The Gigi has no children, she wants but in others it is more convenient.

The Gigi is not regular, but she wants them do not support it. Must say that Gigi should follow, I find it funny from the outside but I guess in the long run be the pooch to his grandma must be tiring to see humiliating.

The Gigi to send a message all the contacts she has to tell them that she's back, it seeks an apartment, a job in music and he'll have to help.

It will have no trouble finding her yard a few admiring him forgive his contempt and will be ready to accommodate the time it takes.

The Gigi is back and I'll still keep him away from me, my life.

But I am obliged to note that even if it bothers me tremendously, I find it beautiful, I find dole, I find intelligent, I find it boring ... ... and somewhere I admire him too.

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Here there he is ......

My new netbook, finally my first netbook, because I buy it every day either.
must say that I have time to make my choice and my decision to buy. I want to thank Chris for having unflinchingly suffered harassment when the many choices I had to do.
Yes nordine me because it's not what I know best, I like it yes, a little too well, I know how to use (almost) and often they make me good service. But try to tell me about RAM, Mo and the whole shebang and then I am dropped, the worse it means not entering it into my head!
Well I nordine of some, a laptop that makes the soul little by little, that was my first (and we know how the first account) but unfortunately its screen and grilled ; drive. I have a living room PC that is over-the-rain-is-so-nice-and-a-monster-that-even-that-fuck-the-Imac-because-that it-is-too-beautiful-they. I also have a super phone that if he feared he would not water the coffee with "there is an application for that" but that's not an Apple, not that there is no phone shell (personal message to Fred) and it explodes not the mouths of people.
And Now the best of the best, my Acer Aspire One for D260 to write what I want when I want or I want and if I want.

Good and as I am very happy and I find it mega beautiful (even if it is not pink) here is a picture of the beast.

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Sheets

If there's one thing I hate in life is to sleep in Frette linens. Brrr. Unpleasant! As I'm too lazy to undo my bed and all bedding stuff in the dryer to warm up before going to bed, I have developed a winning strategy.

* Please note that children were exploited. Explicit .*

You take 1-2 -3 (or more) children, it depends on what you have on hand as cheap labor and you say, "Hey Ho p'tits Mox, I have an idea super: go to sleep together in bed while Mom, just like that if there are wicked big monster coming up, you can comfort each other. "(You can also use a formulation sweet, I leave that to your discretion).

Children can not be more than able to sleep in the parental bed. Say yes without hesitation and without noticing that - fucking-sheets are frets.

What is the appropriate time of the dodo Mom, she has to submit quietly in their beds p'tits Mox (hoop), while hers is all warm and cozy.

Do not thank me, it makes me happy!

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Where I'm still frequent social .... and that's that!

Lin explained that it was hard to be someone socially (to others) when not in use.

And I know this only too well.

It's bad form to not work these days if you are unemployed and in addition you are a woman, you e socially worthless.

If on top of that you have no children, you can not even claim a membership of exclusive club and we all uninteresting of housewives.

But beware, if you ever want a house on Wisteria Lane, he will not have to settle for a child, plan a nice little husband also able to talk.

One day when my Pepe was still a little baby with rosy cheeks, I was invited to a party. Wow! One thing that happened for me that I had fallen pregnant.

I find myself in the same room as Claire (which we never really knew what she was doing in her life) and Anais (student in fine arts), while our host was busy in the kitchen.

Claire did not know that I ask myself the question "and sinonhun hun, what do you do in viehun?

And I answer him honestly (yes I could invent something for the occasion) "Well, I raise my daughter."

In response to mine I got was something like "Oh ouaishun?!" then she Anaïs oriented and passed the evening talking with her because:

First, Anaïs is interesting, it!

Secondly, she is the girl friend of our host.

bin And thirdly, it's been four years since I live with our hôteuuuuu nananèreuuuuuuuu. HUN!

If I had told him that the more I'm not even gone to school, she would have made an attack, the poor.

But we must admit that this situation put me seriously uncomfortable.

And that's not all because now I'm childminder ..... Yeah I basically not a plug for the day and I am too well paid for it.

I do not have a socially relevant profession, I do not sell anything, I do not have "customers" and have the baby drool on my shirt.

What I know myself is that I'm doing my job properly most of the time, that parents make me letters of recommendations, some have even become my friends.

So I am satisfied with my condition and so what if she does not like the others. Besides someone who does not take the time to know me before a minimum order that I am not interesting you it deserves to be part of my entourage?

As for Lin, I would only say, take your time and landed the job that you want, since you have the means to do so.

The jealous's going to have to look elsewhere.

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Where I have a conversation that makes me think ... The store

Yes today I had a conversation Jack on the reports before or after marriage, I told him that I personally am very against a totally unrelated sex marriage previously.
He replied tit for tat "yes must first see if it is hefty. Irony may be but a background of what he thinks is the truth certainly.
After the shock of the sentence which is not usual in the writing of Jack, or at least not with me, I still have to face the shock of what our generation thinks of sex and The idea that we may have to worry women.
Yes of course I will not take the risk to marry someone without being certain that there is a real sexual chemistry. Love is beautiful but without the sex I doubt it's worth much. This is only my opinion. But for me it's not a case of comparative test of the penis size of my love.
I often hear men said that women should be long preliminaries, a great sex, romance ... etc. But strangely I never had the same story from my girlfriends.
Then it is this idea received the woman seeking a man with a necessarily giant penis?
It reminded me of a radio or a young queue explained only 16 years it would take action with her boyfriend but what put her uncomfortable was it would have to give him a blowjob. The radio host (who was none other than Brigitte Lahaie) asked why she felt compelled to do so. The girl replied to him that boys necessarily expecting it because they see in porn movies and all his girlfriends did ...
So nowadays porn movies manage our relationships love and it becomes increasingly worrisome.
When I think Pepe I am very afraid for her future sexual (although admittedly a bit early to speak) and I wonder how far will go to received ideas about sex.
continued ...

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suicide

And yes, I still read the book, ignoring the advice of Catherine and Celine (who for once were of agree) that I advised against reading this book, I purchased.

"I was disappointed in the end," said Cat. Well if it's a history of late ..... And I am frustrated ..... And when I'm frustrated I'm irascible and .... Oh shit I took.

So here I am immersed in this crazy world and what the future pessimistic that depicts John Teulé.

Yes our future, even if it is not necessarily obvious at first. Future friendly but black, no flying cars, but not sad people, pollution and mind-bending trivialized suicide.

What is this book?

Tuvache The family keeps the shop suicides Beregovoy Boulevard for several generations. Within the depressive wishing to end their days may find plenty of articles to get there, it's going to poison cocktail kit Seppuku through the traditional rope noose. They live and suicide are very austere.

But now, after having tested a condom with holes (to get caught in one that uses a sexually transferable) rare object they can test, they become the unfortunate parents of little Alan.

Unfortunate yes, because Alan, unlike his brother and sister, is always happy and sees only the good side of things. This is the drama of the family Tuvache.

Everything is described very played down.

short enough to joke about a subject so serious yet.

From the story itself I would say that a good laugh, but I found the author's style is very simple, even too. Yet I expect that the author of Darling (I board that read but not seen on film) a job a little more elaborate.

I thought it went too far at times to the point that it only becomes more credible without being the real sience fiction. Yes rains sulfuric acid could have been without it for a simple rain privileged standing. Quit talking about pollution as well do it right.

Also I found it quite repetitive, which for a small book does not leave much room for a real story.

When at last I have an impression of sloppy book written during a sleepless night.

So yes I listen to the advice, because even if I had a good time, I was disappointed by this book and especially the style of the author.

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Like the absurd! Is it serious? Another anniversary

And yes, I have to face it, I love the absurd situations.
I am one of those people capable of two hours before a pile of idiocy Type 1 and a half IQ.
This morning while waiting for my Pépette wakes up, I put on Youtube and watched some videos of singers absurd and I realized I was some kind of UFO. My tastes are totally shifted and strange and often people around me do not understand. But I still want to share my fascination for this kind of humor with a few examples.
Consider a master of the genre, Terry Pratchett. Well I've never laughed as much in reading One of these books.
One of my favorite scenes is a poker game between Death, War, Pestilence and Famine. Imagine the four horsemen of the Apocalypse spirited playing cards totally drunk and spouting nonsense.
is a scene among many other, for the Annals of Discworld is a true masterpiece in its entirety with, for my part, a slight preference for the Reaper.
Another master of the genre (Again my opinion) is that in Eduardo Mendoza News Without Gurb, imagine an alien trapped in Barcelona transcribed in his diary the comments he made about our world when it seeks its companion Gurb, disappeared under Madonna's appearance.
Oh yes there of a sudden you wonder if I'm not a little shaken from the bulb, eh?
But the most ridiculous nonsense I still ...
ago Kaamelott example that can boast of very very good dialogue. All played on the dialogues that are a jewel of the absurd. And finally when the series takes a little serious, I personal picks.
To push the vice further.
Hero Corp., yes yes I know, we're 3 in France to love this series, I am aware.
And yet he had to think. Superheroes of retirement who must face a super villain while their super powers have decided not to make their own way.
a superhero who fights against his enemy with great bursts of mild shampoo, I find it hilarious.
In the visual absurdity as a few beads. But it is more rare.
What's more fun than your companion, in a totally romantic, when to remove his pants, stuck in the heel and finally wallows. Most times it will try to catch up which will make the situation even more ridiculous. Personally I burst out laughing shamelessly and it does not diminish the charm of the moment, quite the contrary. And I do not think it said've never happened ...
In the video, Adam Sandler is doing pretty well. It's been fifteen years he made films involving a minimum but armored ridiculous situations and we can say that in general it is the character most affected by this ridiculous.
And yet it still works, at last me it always makes me laugh.
But even if the height of their U.S. dollars manage to cope with the absurd, he is an Englishman who I am wrong every time, without ever opening his mouth. Mr Bean.
Looks like he borrowed a camcorder at a friend's apartment and her grandmother, and only with his face and sometimes absurd situations has yet to make me laugh.


And then there are some crazy songs like that.
Didier Super, Philippe Katerine and La Chanson du Dimanche that I looked this morning, who casually make you think.


Finally it should not be so bad to love the absurd and I think we are few in this situation.
So yes, I love the absurd and I do not look after him. Na!

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The Petitou gives me so much hard time, just celebrated the 1 year.


As I continue to make personalized gifts, well, I also made him a T-shirt and who better than Flash was shown that arrow high to a grasshopper?


So here's the T-Shirt that will have given me the most trouble because a brush is too thick. But I admit that the result satisfies me, even if the mother once again has not shown great enthusiasm.

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For me, keeping an activity blogosphere filled with trivialities of everyday life, seemed to limit indecent given what is happening in my life (if I may say so) now.
And after careful consideration I say the contrary, silence will not help.


One day came into my life, a little blonde girl with a big mouth, a very big mouth, which was then imposed on me like a cannonball in full face. Yet although I decided not to let anyone in my life, too disappointed by what is called friendship. I can even say that at that time, I saw only evil in a friendly situation.


This blonde has strong head now occupies my every thought. It does not go an hour without that I wonder what happened to him this time.


I see stuck on a bed in a deep sleep and wonder what may happen in his head.


So by the time I imagine things, I see her sleeping peacefully, dressed in a blue satin dress and told me that the beautiful can be can be awakened by the kiss filed its Sheer front of a knight in white coats.
Sometimes I say "Hey there now, she sits in bed and demand a big steak like in the movies."
Every day I wait for the new (as Hughes makes us share and I thank him very much) and I do not let anyone come over me head thoughts negative. I find, or I want to believe that each step of its long sleep is good news.


I do not say it does not deserve it, because when you think no one deserves to live it. But in any case it merited it does not happen.


So I decided to continue writing my trivia, primarily because continue to live as normally that is the best thing to do. And then because when she wakes up, she eager to know everything, can catch up a little bit of lost time.