Redness From Bumgenius

thought for those who have lived, live or live PMA ...

You would think by reading my previous article that I dedicate a nameless hatred against pregnant women.

This is, I assure you, not the case.

course I went a bit rich by taxing them out "drawer full of stretch marks buffoon" but it remains that I have great affection vis- -vis mothers.

From tenderness yes, but also a hint of envy, if I have to be quite honest.

I'm envious because I, unlike many of my girlfriends, I loved being pregnant, I even adored birth is say!

Yes childbirth hurts.

childbirth Yes it's dirty.

Yes childbirth is not a romantic.

But I liked it, and yet I do not particularly feel pain or even dirt.

But I know that in 30 years "only" it does not happen again.

To understand my state of envy, we must know where I had to go to design Pepe.

Yes design was stressful and painful (how this is the same for everyone?) And it has been more difficult than Pepe's father did not really supported. In fact it's like childbirth, it hurts, it's dirty and not romantic knew everything, but not necessarily a positive purpose.

Here is my incredible story of the LDCs, medical part:

Step 1: A young couple decides to love a child, and for one year is about cuddly cuddly . So far so good, it's nice to cuddle, but after a year we start to worry.

Step 2: We consult, alone, a gynecologist, which is only natural when one is a girl. The gynecologist prescribes tests and ultrasounds.

The next appointment you are taking full face "Well what do you want j'vous say you have a poor quality of ovulation is how miss .

Step 3: we ask all her friends if their gynecologist is human and if yes, also ask the coordinates of said gynecologist.

Step 4: Start contact with a gynecologist-human and male.

End of appointment under a flood of tears. "Miss you Polycystic Ovaries."

You cry without knowing why, since you do not know what it means to Polycystic Ovaries.

Step 5: After realizing that you do not ovulate or shortly and it is likely that

1 - you're ovulating only once in your life and 2 - That the only time either already arrived, you run headlong into the LDCs.

Yes to this stage you do not say, but LDC assisted reproduction, gynecologist becomes Gygy, treatment becomes TT, blood PDS, you are OPK and you expect one thing 's size is that it makes your endometrial this month.

And you start your first TT Clomid.

Clomid: - Treatment of infertility and anovulation dysovulation normoprolactinemic original high functional:

. infertility anovulation functional

. dysovulation functional sterility by:

* "inadequate corpus luteum"

* short luteal phase,

. polycystic ovary syndrome.

It is the technical part.

In reality it is a crap name that not only gives you acne breakouts on your juvenile fresh pink skin but also makes you taste the joys of pain that causes a Ovary 14cm in diameter.

Step 6: We suffered an ovarian drilling, there are laughs.

is nothing, you just made a few small holes in the ovaries by laparoscopy. Basically it takes away lots of small pieces of ovarian they react less violently to treatment.

Another plus is the nice dead cows you have left on the belly. A scar at the navel, a right lower abdomen to the pubis and last. It's called in the jargon of infertile "the mark of the barren woman."

Step 7: After a few treatments continued to Clomid, after you have made her sick with big blow Dopergine (because your prolactin is the last day or you have a child your milk will be green with envy Lolo Ferrari) that will make you vomit in front of your car or in school middle of your university, you will begin a series of examinations that are most enjoyable.

The test Hunn, certainly one of my favorite. You need a hug between 19h and 22h to make you do a vaginal swab the next morning, without being washed between 7am and 10am.

This one is it is taken up to 3 times, understand three months since it is only by appointment and you only have two days in your cycle to do so.

Add to that a man can not ejaculate for once when asked to do more but do not say, and there you will understand how humiliating it is to to throw a laboratory furious at not finding sperm in your vagina.

The next time you say nothing, you made your cuddly as planned between you and the and laboratory assistant in the early morning you wake up sir, explaining that you've cheated the day before. The end justifies the means.

Just around the Hysterography, also nice in the genre. This one you did for your drilling, just as the product that you balance in the uterus is not spent in one of your tubes, you are asked to do it again.

Well then, you are given a product in the uterus, is a radio and you are told zou you certainly wrong, but the good news is that your tubes are fine.

Good.

Step 8: You will be inseminated, yeah, like the cow, this loan as the weeks before insemination is biting you every day in the belly to stimulate ovulation and that do not fit an entire arm into the vagina.

Between these few attempts, and side effects, one of your ovaries decides make a small turn on itself. Besides the pain, the child is the mouse pee.

Step 9: After several attempts at insemination and after you yelled at your best friend, namely Gygy you ask him for IVF, in vitro fertilization.

is a little more complicated, first it is a whole bins to be accepted into IVF. Passing record to a team made up of gynecologists, biologists and bureaucrats of all kinds. Once you have accepted the file along with your other half you go to the hospital psychologist.

Psychologist after disclosing some of your secrets to your other half (when it goes against all rules of conduct) will decided whether or not you are able to help you occupy children ... Yes ma'am, no less!

Your application is accepted, but you can have only 4 attempts and 4 attempts it goes very quickly.

You are given a treatment, you explain to the nice biologist he is wrong, you said that's his job not yours and it deprives you of more sugar.

It crashes in the assays and thus after having undergone an artificial menopause by one month, and all side effects that go with it, after stimulation of ovulation by 15 days, you request of any arrest in which case you may end badly, and then tooute way with their bullshit you already ovulate ...

So you put in artificial menopause for 3 months.

Rebelote Then, Decapeptyl for menopause, Puregon for stimulation and to finish the bite of midnight, Ovitrelle for ovulation induction in order to drain on you ovaries in the morning.

puncture Ah! This is the ultimate humiliation. If so, really.

First you shoot so that you are very docile. Yes more should not yell in pain when you puncture without anesthesia, it is bad form.

Once well into the coltard you install in a sort of operating room with no fewer than six people to look at your vagina. And at the same time when you get to Step 9, it is almost more like this. Her ass has her vagina was seen and rummaged through all the medical Toulousain.

Little Cleaning blow fleet and Betadine. The cleaning was done with a large claw with which it holds and compresses zou scouring Madame thoroughly. Yes, it is the interior which I speak.

Then came the puncture without anesthesia so.

I pass on that at this moment sir can not get his book and you spend close to having done all this for nothing. But after four hours he finally arrives.

3 days later is joy, it tells you 3 beautiful embryos. Arriving at the hospital for resettlement there are only 2. And nine months later you have a Pepe the prettiest after only 7 hours of work.

you will understand why I envy the women pregnant, and finally, no I do not hate them. Me too, after all I was a puppet drawer full of stretch marks. I find them endearing with their hand patting his belly, I find them pretty often. But the fact remains that they could do their shopping on a day other than Saturday.