Sunday, December 19, 2010

Updo Hairstyles For A Ball

Where I do not like winter ...



So that now that winter decided to start in late September and ends mid May.
In winter it is cold, very cold and you find that your body begins to move independently of what you ask him, like a cocktail shaker in the hands of a bartender you are shaken by your contractions muscles do when you step out your door.
You are with a super Parkinson to play the castanets with every part of your body and when you have a bonus chance to take an exam in a classroom where a window was left open (by less than 6) you have the added bonus of soreness.

mid October you had started buying stocks worthy of those handkerchiefs undertaker, because you're dull ass and you spend your days chasing after kids with a handkerchief in his hand .
I do not even talk about what it costs you, 2 packets of tissues per day per child, plus the same for you ... Children sharers are when it comes to germs.

early November just fly around the baby, this is a unique glamorous, not to mention that the more you go to a fucking torturer with children who do not understand why you try to drown in a flood of saline and finally all aspire to be a crude device in a concertina.

early December you seriously start to look like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer nice, just like your nose is flashing red and you truffles have permanently moist.
the evening you tartine Homeoplasmine, madécasol and other healing creams, order the next day, again to kill your pretty little nose, big mouth blows hard tissues.
At this point, you begin to feel that your nose falls on your persistent and bronchus with the voice of Marv in Sin City, you keep saying "I kiss you I'm not sick" .

Not amazing but it is what has already seen a rhino, bronchitis or worse gastroenteritis in summer? No it's always those pesky winter arrive and despite all the vitamins you can take.

Winter Ball is the disgusting product in the nose, facial per kilo, antibiotics (banana taste for the lucky) to make syrups stones, to gastric bandages and suppositories with essential oils that you burn the Derché.

short when you start your first week of vacation Winter with sinusitis and bronchitis, you are not glamorous for two sub (even if your lover loves your new deep voice) with your crying and your eyes drop to the tip of your nose red, ben winter you curse.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Botox Causing Virtigo

The good side of things ...

Well after 16 months at home, I see me rush right back to work, or as I affectionately call the baby and the return to real life cursed dirty, it's like that we say packs! In fact, my contract starts Monday, but I like working conditions not bad at, I am entitled to 3 weeks of paid vacation earned while I was driving to the ground with the kids (let alone two levels of pay and some indexing ...). Monday morning, so I fall on holidays. And who says vacation said ... PAID! And as I am not looking forward to returning to work, as I expect my check in drooling. My savings are depleted and benefits are just passing before me to be expended in full at the same time! Question of looking at things positively, I decided to list the things that I can buy when I go back to work! So here:

-A Kitchen Aid stand mixer lime green


-New glasses and perhaps contact lenses


pajamas that -1 to 2 does not fall to the ground when I walk if indeed I found my skinny size


-Repair or buy a new lens for my camera

- New snow pants

- Beautiful clothes for children

- A Nastee t-shirt for my boyfriend

- Cheap Wine!

- A casserole cooked

- One day at a spa

-Go see my sister

- Go see a show

- Books

- A new quilt for my bed

-Go spend a night in an igloo with my boyfriend

-A Ipod Touch

- Bring the kids to the theater

- Subscribe to the Masters Swimming

- An espresso machine

- knives that cut
-A convection oven

- and why not ... a green Mazda 2!

I think that's it!

There are some who consider it not worth the trouble to work too, because with the daycare to pay for more gasoline, parking, etc. that lower alloc. ultimately pay more is almost swallowed everything spending more. Well, I swear at us, pay more is very useful! And I'm picking up the cash for retirement and more!

Sometimes I tell myself that I would follow my first mind and marry a rich hockey player to have it all fall for me Pognant the donut! Vincent Lecavalier me say that already in french more ... mouhahaha!

But, hey I like it too much to change my poor little drummer!

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Highway to hell ....

Yes the other day coming back from my oral CCF, I had with me two of the ladies of Wisteria Lane.
But now, after a missed alarm after hours transpired without shower in advance (relative to clock failure), after passing an oral examination at the con to discuss infants with plastic, without coffee (always relative to not wake up), I had one wish was to have the silence and possibly a coffee in one hand and a cigarette in the other .

But the ladies of Wisteria Lane have needs to talk, pia pia pia, they have nothing special to say but it's so important to them.

So now that the ladies enter the subject of children ... oops, I after having suffered what I suffered that morning, in addition on my day off, I did not want to hear about brats.

- machine And I was diagnosed early, then you know it's hard because she feels at hand. So I wonder if I made him do the tests, it believes that it is not normal because she is gifted. The poor. But it's not his fault if successful everywhere!

- Yeah hun, it's like with my machine, it can read and count to one hundred since the middle section. You know it's hard for her, she's bored in class waiting for the others. And his mistress who does not understand that it's not his fault that she is still more than we asked. What is true is stronger because she is too smart hun.

- Yes I understand you, it's so hard when you're smarter than average, and suddenly need to take them to the therapist, they must learn to accept as they are. Others reject them, inevitably, they are jealous.

Yes it's true, machine struggled to make friends, she is too talented for the children of his age and they feel dumped beside her.
But the psychiatrist helps them anyway, she begins to understand that even if different, that does not change the fact that it is a child. So it makes less bedwetting.

Pia pia pia pia pia.

After a time anyway, as I said nothing for thirty minutes, I lifted the voice by cutting the floor and I said: "You can not imagine how relaxing it is to have a normal child. "
I could finish the trip in silence.

But really, when you're poor, like Arabic and intellectual normality distressing, Wisteria Lane is your hell.

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film songs and 9 ...

My staff film critic (yes I pay for the luxury to have a staff film critic (actually I share with some Maisouestdoncornicar) that almost never disappointed me (except Avatar) and that I can have complete confidence) advised me film.
Not just any movie. A truly beautiful film, one that the manner by Amélie Poulain (less green) makes you feel lighter.
My staff film critic (which is certainly much more a person knows me very well and even more than many of my friends, than a staff film critic, and which moreover is the only person in the world with whom I've never angry despite the frankness of our conversations) always knows exactly what to advise me based on my mood.
What is this movie?
one loving couple. So far nothing abnormal we see a lot.
From a couple who loves us and who shared his strict privacy. Here things get complicated already.
From a loving couple, who shared his strict privacy, of the most raw and pure it is.
Basically, each scene of the film is a sex scene, or rather love, because the whole point of the film is there to show intimate scenes (and real) by a real shine " ; love "without it turning into a real pornography.
I do not like porn, let's be clear, I loathe the highest degree porn movies. I think they are an insult to women and an insult to love.
I even x actresses that seem to suffer and it makes me uncomfortable.

Here we see the love scenes that could have been filmed at Mr. and Mrs. everybody. And suddenly they become beautiful and certainly not vulgar.
This film reminds us what it's like love, you know that passion from the beginning or you're always on top of one another. There is more between the characters, an intimacy so unimaginable that we would become jealous. I had never known as a strong intimacy with any of my love
I thought it was magic

Between each scene, song, hence the title 9 Songs.
The film itself is not very long, 69 minutes (how strange) and can watch both alone and in love.

I recommend it highly.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Infantal Genitali Female Discoloration



Yesterday evening bath time the weather was to hymns Christmas!

Babe Cocotine:
"100 orchards assemble us

[...] Let's see in a small hoop
The odeuuuuur of maturation-uuuu-reuh"

I know about you, but I do it myself tent of not more than that smell of mature ...

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Watery Brown Cm Three Days Before Period

Songs Listen to your mother!

This afternoon, the children are mad as brac, it jumps on the couch that pulls toys everywhere. The brothel. I put hands on hips and come out my eyes threatening.

"Well, there's going to do! You will hear me!"

Response Babe: "That's because we're not used!"

Super ... my 5 year old son is not accustomed listen to me!

I'll go do some yoga j'pense!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Broken Or Sprained Hand

It was close to my heart ...

From Verdun


I too like Marion, I am a woman.
Why am I a woman?
Because I'm able to empty a jar of Nutella XXL without even noticing it, while looking more beautiful life France3 sprawled in my chair with a red pajamas and I inform pat the rest and that life is really more beautiful, should already begin to make men cowards and anoint less bulky, no kidding, when you need them, they escape the reverse is even truer.
is why we need to forget. That's why we left our contact lenses in the bathroom and we opted for a pair of glasses trifocal.


I am a woman because I am a sucker for a bastard who will make me drool with his sad, it appeared not to touch it while next door, I can have the kind I need, the perfect breeding, the faithful man, the prince's well-being aerodynamic, a good marriage into perspective, my cousins hat King Size and I slipped my dress once, to not spoil the mood, I locked in the toilet, checking my phone to see if the bastard with his sadly did not leave a final text message, even insulting, I do not care, he wrote me one last time and I get out of the toilet and the whole family is overjoyed to see my tears that prove the total happiness in which I swim and most importantly, you should never say anything about those times.


I am a woman because I am courageous in difficult times, because I enjoy magazines that imposed on me a job to yell at me any tips for speeding while staying sexy sponding a kid while avoiding stretch marks while making the step up to the gymnasium and there, as a working woman, I will see my psychiatrist and I am whining a good shot.


I am a woman because I wake up at night and I smoke it though a cigarette but I take the pill and my gynecologist told me to avoid mixing and that life begins for me piss off, because as everyone knows, the woman, held in 2010, must possess a sacred pair of balls.


I am a woman because I do not eat enough, because I eat too much, because I'm afraid to get involved but also to stay alone because I talk in September hours on the phone with my girlfriend to resolve the question of the century:
"You think I should come with five or ten minutes late?"


I am a woman because when it's over, I turn the page definitively.


I am a woman because the first involving my son, I'll kill him.
And on this last point, I feel quite woman.


Nicolas Rey
A slight slump .

Sunday, December 5, 2010

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Where I got a surprise ... Small and big explanation

Friday evening, while I crawled on Facebook, one of my favorite pages post a new message.
it said "Tete e concert in Tarbes, to win tickets send us an email with" Tarbes "in the subject.
sooner said than done, you never know.
But I'm not used to winning anything, I also took part not to play the lottery or euromillion since I have very rarely only one correct number.
Saturday morning when I opened my mailbox, I see that I received a message from a guy I do not know. I'm going to delete it without opening it as is my custom when I see the first word of the mail (thank you Gmail have so designed my inbox) "Invitation Tété concert.
My first reaction was to think they will write to me telling me they had indeed received my mail. And then oh surprise, I won 2 tickets for the concert that night ...... Tarbes!


Normally was scheduled a day Christmas shopping, so we decided to go directly to Toulouse.
Depart 7:15 p.m. So for a concert starting at 21h, super tight timing even more that there are traffic jams on the ring road and we had not eaten.
Gertrude guides us "turn left, turn right, current calculation ...." Gertrude is a C'te enfoirette she always knack for giving bad advice when we are in a hurry.
We watch the gas gauge in the red. No time to make, too bad we will try arriving there with what we have.
Fortunately my little C3 diesel resource issue.


arrived at the concert at 9:01 p.m., I say "class".


course we were treated to the traditional first part that has nothing to do with what we have come to see course and a taste that is questionable other than Antoine Léonpaul. You do not know?! Better!
And the drummer of the summer starts up, begins to playing a guitar joins him on stage and languidly reaches the god of booty shaking in person.
Oh to be seen moving his little bum, it's worth it.
But better than that, we put in a fire of hell for over two hours in a tiny room together ...... in Tarbes.
course we had to hystero-nympho-cassecouillo, tradition requires that we yelled in their ears all night "Tétééééééééééééé, Tétééééééééééééééé, I t'aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime Tétéééééééééé "and knew only one song she requested us for an hour," Tétééééééééééé, has the support of autoooooooomne "
Anyway once sung to him, she a. ...... not she in fact continued.
I also never understood this phenomenon of "Groupie." I find this ridiculous and yell all During a concert is a total lack of respect towards the artist.
short I still had a great time and the smile never left me that evening.


The return was difficult at first he had to find gasoline at Tarbes at night knowing that our independence was zero kilometer, but we've found.
We drove 2 hours in a state of total collapse at the edge of sleep (not me because I slept a little, my eyes have left me no choice) with hungry Quadro just little butter and white chocolate.

Around 2:30 last "Home Sweet Home" eat and sleep with the head still full of beautiful songs.


Here is a photo of the concert I dive on top of the summer since we did not have the right to take.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Redness From Bumgenius

thought for those who have lived, live or live PMA ...

You would think by reading my previous article that I dedicate a nameless hatred against pregnant women.
This is, I assure you, not the case.
course I went a bit rich by taxing them out "drawer full of stretch marks buffoon" but it remains that I have great affection vis- -vis mothers.
From tenderness yes, but also a hint of envy, if I have to be quite honest.
I'm envious because I, unlike many of my girlfriends, I loved being pregnant, I even adored birth is say!
Yes childbirth hurts.
childbirth Yes it's dirty.
Yes childbirth is not a romantic.
But I liked it, and yet I do not particularly feel pain or even dirt.
But I know that in 30 years "only" it does not happen again.

To understand my state of envy, we must know where I had to go to design Pepe.
Yes design was stressful and painful (how this is the same for everyone?) And it has been more difficult than Pepe's father did not really supported. In fact it's like childbirth, it hurts, it's dirty and not romantic knew everything, but not necessarily a positive purpose.
Here is my incredible story of the LDCs, medical part:

Step 1: A young couple decides to love a child, and for one year is about cuddly cuddly . So far so good, it's nice to cuddle, but after a year we start to worry.

Step 2: We consult, alone, a gynecologist, which is only natural when one is a girl. The gynecologist prescribes tests and ultrasounds.
The next appointment you are taking full face "Well what do you want j'vous say you have a poor quality of ovulation is how miss .

Step 3: we ask all her friends if their gynecologist is human and if yes, also ask the coordinates of said gynecologist.

Step 4: Start contact with a gynecologist-human and male.
End of appointment under a flood of tears. "Miss you Polycystic Ovaries."
You cry without knowing why, since you do not know what it means to Polycystic Ovaries.

Step 5: After realizing that you do not ovulate or shortly and it is likely that
1 - you're ovulating only once in your life and 2 - That the only time either already arrived, you run headlong into the LDCs.
Yes to this stage you do not say, but LDC assisted reproduction, gynecologist becomes Gygy, treatment becomes TT, blood PDS, you are OPK and you expect one thing 's size is that it makes your endometrial this month.
And you start your first TT Clomid.

Clomid: - Treatment of infertility and anovulation dysovulation normoprolactinemic original high functional:

. infertility anovulation functional

. dysovulation functional sterility by:

* "inadequate corpus luteum"

* short luteal phase,

. polycystic ovary syndrome.
It is the technical part.
In reality it is a crap name that not only gives you acne breakouts on your juvenile fresh pink skin but also makes you taste the joys of pain that causes a Ovary 14cm in diameter.

Step 6: We suffered an ovarian drilling, there are laughs.
is nothing, you just made a few small holes in the ovaries by laparoscopy. Basically it takes away lots of small pieces of ovarian they react less violently to treatment.
Another plus is the nice dead cows you have left on the belly. A scar at the navel, a right lower abdomen to the pubis and last. It's called in the jargon of infertile "the mark of the barren woman."

Step 7: After a few treatments continued to Clomid, after you have made her sick with big blow Dopergine (because your prolactin is the last day or you have a child your milk will be green with envy Lolo Ferrari) that will make you vomit in front of your car or in school middle of your university, you will begin a series of examinations that are most enjoyable.
The test Hunn, certainly one of my favorite. You need a hug between 19h and 22h to make you do a vaginal swab the next morning, without being washed between 7am and 10am.
This one is it is taken up to 3 times, understand three months since it is only by appointment and you only have two days in your cycle to do so.
Add to that a man can not ejaculate for once when asked to do more but do not say, and there you will understand how humiliating it is to to throw a laboratory furious at not finding sperm in your vagina.
The next time you say nothing, you made your cuddly as planned between you and the and laboratory assistant in the early morning you wake up sir, explaining that you've cheated the day before. The end justifies the means.

Just around the Hysterography, also nice in the genre. This one you did for your drilling, just as the product that you balance in the uterus is not spent in one of your tubes, you are asked to do it again.
Well then, you are given a product in the uterus, is a radio and you are told zou you certainly wrong, but the good news is that your tubes are fine.
Good.

Step 8: You will be inseminated, yeah, like the cow, this loan as the weeks before insemination is biting you every day in the belly to stimulate ovulation and that do not fit an entire arm into the vagina.
Between these few attempts, and side effects, one of your ovaries decides make a small turn on itself. Besides the pain, the child is the mouse pee.

Step 9: After several attempts at insemination and after you yelled at your best friend, namely Gygy you ask him for IVF, in vitro fertilization.
is a little more complicated, first it is a whole bins to be accepted into IVF. Passing record to a team made up of gynecologists, biologists and bureaucrats of all kinds. Once you have accepted the file along with your other half you go to the hospital psychologist.
Psychologist after disclosing some of your secrets to your other half (when it goes against all rules of conduct) will decided whether or not you are able to help you occupy children ... Yes ma'am, no less!
Your application is accepted, but you can have only 4 attempts and 4 attempts it goes very quickly.
You are given a treatment, you explain to the nice biologist he is wrong, you said that's his job not yours and it deprives you of more sugar.
It crashes in the assays and thus after having undergone an artificial menopause by one month, and all side effects that go with it, after stimulation of ovulation by 15 days, you request of any arrest in which case you may end badly, and then tooute way with their bullshit you already ovulate ...
So you put in artificial menopause for 3 months.

Rebelote Then, Decapeptyl for menopause, Puregon for stimulation and to finish the bite of midnight, Ovitrelle for ovulation induction in order to drain on you ovaries in the morning.

puncture Ah! This is the ultimate humiliation. If so, really.
First you shoot so that you are very docile. Yes more should not yell in pain when you puncture without anesthesia, it is bad form.
Once well into the coltard you install in a sort of operating room with no fewer than six people to look at your vagina. And at the same time when you get to Step 9, it is almost more like this. Her ass has her vagina was seen and rummaged through all the medical Toulousain.
Little Cleaning blow fleet and Betadine. The cleaning was done with a large claw with which it holds and compresses zou scouring Madame thoroughly. Yes, it is the interior which I speak.
Then came the puncture without anesthesia so.

I pass on that at this moment sir can not get his book and you spend close to having done all this for nothing. But after four hours he finally arrives.

3 days later is joy, it tells you 3 beautiful embryos. Arriving at the hospital for resettlement there are only 2. And nine months later you have a Pepe the prettiest after only 7 hours of work.

you will understand why I envy the women pregnant, and finally, no I do not hate them. Me too, after all I was a puppet drawer full of stretch marks. I find them endearing with their hand patting his belly, I find them pretty often. But the fact remains that they could do their shopping on a day other than Saturday.


Sunday, November 28, 2010

Tattoos -chinese Writing

The chef and his team are happy to receive up to 15h ... Arriva


If you hear it then you're suddenly on to Ikea. More specifically the self.
You know this place or sought after 15 minutes of clean cutlery and glasses you are asked if you want to jam with your balls and if you prefer magma of greenish spinach or fries and cold soft .
So I ate there that Saturday afternoon and, knowing how their meatballs are done, I find it somewhat pretentious to give the title of "chef" ; a guy who is content to put meatballs in the microwave and rehydrate sachets of powder with the cream off with water.
short I went to Ikea, me! While I hate Ikea.

For me it is the temple of her pregnant molasse open circles paths (because the pretext that they have a bun in their drawer stretch marks they have the right to annoy the world) on the old scented makeup on, on rude and snotty braillers and braille a slap on the spot.

Yes Ikea'm getting through the eyes, all this world which shakes and guns to be the first to the all-new assortment of dishes grrrükefülke or paper napkins with nicks reindeer badly drawn above, I see scares me anxious.

You spend hours in a store, watching everything and anything, to consider a new table while yours is only one year, to make you shoving, and more to give yours up to the cashier to let those above, waiting on Saturday (when they are on leave and maternity have nothing else to fuck the week), only day off you have to make their purchases.
Yes when I come back from Ikea I also hate, pregnant women, elderly people (but that's a bit all the time) and children.
Ikea is hell ...

Beautiful Places Of Dallas

Gigi l'Amoroso

eater love, velvet eye ... ...
The Gigi's me that's a long story , a story that has lasted 15 years.
glad she is clear of the Gigi, because to encroach too much on my life.
The first time I heard of Gigi was in the following terms: "I met a girl, I'm fine with her because she is beautiful, she makes me laugh, she's smart. Look it is there .... "
It was my first boyfriend who told me when we met by chance at a street corner after we do we are not seen for two months.
During our last interview I was dropping like shit on Christmas Eve.
tact not god!
And I watched the Gigi is true that she was beautiful especially when she burst out laughing. She commanded respect with his big mouth, and when she was there it was that everything revolves around her. It is always the case, plus a certain disdain for his chronic old friends. Inevitably it organizes concerts, she is Parisian "Bénabar? Yeah we have seen too much, they're tired "
After this story with my first love, it was around my husband. Yes I was married at one time for sad reasons, but I Mrs. R. was
Not that I had something to do with my husband, he was not really nice and I had married for empowering me and not return home. ... But another story.
When he met with Gigi Rebelote "and she is beautiful, and she is funny, and blah blah blah ..." He spent all his free time with her at her making eyes.
She later said she had noticed nothing ... ..
We divorced and so much the better.
The Gigi has decided to leave the capital. She forty, she is still beautiful, still funny, still "look at me-I-am-here-youhou" but it is far away.
When she returns home, the commotion of battle. It textote all friends, all his knowledge and gives them go. Something like "Concert of foo in one instance, we found it? But should not rely on it, she sent the same message to all his repertoire, and she has the repertory.
What makes an appointment of the strangest, or you find yourself in a restaurant bar with 12 strangers who are also waiting for the Gigi, to whom you have nothing to say because you do not know.
The Gigi (then you would have explained that this evening precisely, you have to leave early to avoid missing the concert Magyd Cherfi miss you anyway since it does not care) came with 1:30 late, she said hello and go from one to another to tell her daughter of her stories "In" and to make him feel that he is a poor shit (it does so very well with a single word) to work like an idiot for the steak of his children.
The Gigi has no children, she wants but in others it is more convenient.
The Gigi is not regular, but she wants them do not support it. Must say that Gigi should follow, I find it funny from the outside but I guess in the long run be the pooch to his grandma must be tiring to see humiliating.
The Gigi to send a message all the contacts she has to tell them that she's back, it seeks an apartment, a job in music and he'll have to help.
It will have no trouble finding her yard a few admiring him forgive his contempt and will be ready to accommodate the time it takes.
The Gigi is back and I'll still keep him away from me, my life.
But I am obliged to note that even if it bothers me tremendously, I find it beautiful, I find dole, I find intelligent, I find it boring ... ... and somewhere I admire him too.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

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Here there he is ......

My new netbook, finally my first netbook, because I buy it every day either.
must say that I have time to make my choice and my decision to buy. I want to thank Chris for having unflinchingly suffered harassment when the many choices I had to do.
Yes nordine me because it's not what I know best, I like it yes, a little too well, I know how to use (almost) and often they make me good service. But try to tell me about RAM, Mo and the whole shebang and then I am dropped, the worse it means not entering it into my head!
Well I nordine of some, a laptop that makes the soul little by little, that was my first (and we know how the first account) but unfortunately its screen and grilled ; drive. I have a living room PC that is over-the-rain-is-so-nice-and-a-monster-that-even-that-fuck-the-Imac-because-that it-is-too-beautiful-they. I also have a super phone that if he feared he would not water the coffee with "there is an application for that" but that's not an Apple, not that there is no phone shell (personal message to Fred) and it explodes not the mouths of people.
And Now the best of the best, my Acer Aspire One for D260 to write what I want when I want or I want and if I want.


Good and as I am very happy and I find it mega beautiful (even if it is not pink) here is a picture of the beast.




Friday, November 26, 2010

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Sheets

If there's one thing I hate in life is to sleep in Frette linens. Brrr. Unpleasant! As I'm too lazy to undo my bed and all bedding stuff in the dryer to warm up before going to bed, I have developed a winning strategy.

* Please note that children were exploited. Explicit .*

You take 1-2 -3 (or more) children, it depends on what you have on hand as cheap labor and you say, "Hey Ho p'tits Mox, I have an idea super: go to sleep together in bed while Mom, just like that if there are wicked big monster coming up, you can comfort each other. "(You can also use a formulation sweet, I leave that to your discretion).

Children can not be more than able to sleep in the parental bed. Say yes without hesitation and without noticing that - fucking-sheets are frets.

What is the appropriate time of the dodo Mom, she has to submit quietly in their beds p'tits Mox (hoop), while hers is all warm and cozy.

Do not thank me, it makes me happy!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Ringworm Look Healing

Where I'm still frequent social .... and that's that!

Lin explained that it was hard to be someone socially (to others) when not in use.
And I know this only too well.
It's bad form to not work these days if you are unemployed and in addition you are a woman, you e socially worthless.
If on top of that you have no children, you can not even claim a membership of exclusive club and we all uninteresting of housewives.
But beware, if you ever want a house on Wisteria Lane, he will not have to settle for a child, plan a nice little husband also able to talk.
One day when my Pepe was still a little baby with rosy cheeks, I was invited to a party. Wow! One thing that happened for me that I had fallen pregnant.
I find myself in the same room as Claire (which we never really knew what she was doing in her life) and Anais (student in fine arts), while our host was busy in the kitchen.
Claire did not know that I ask myself the question "and sinonhun hun, what do you do in viehun?
And I answer him honestly (yes I could invent something for the occasion) "Well, I raise my daughter."
In response to mine I got was something like "Oh ouaishun?!" then she Anaïs oriented and passed the evening talking with her because:
First, Anaïs is interesting, it!
Secondly, she is the girl friend of our host.
bin And thirdly, it's been four years since I live with our hôteuuuuu nananèreuuuuuuuu. HUN!
If I had told him that the more I'm not even gone to school, she would have made an attack, the poor.
But we must admit that this situation put me seriously uncomfortable.
And that's not all because now I'm childminder ..... Yeah I basically not a plug for the day and I am too well paid for it.
I do not have a socially relevant profession, I do not sell anything, I do not have "customers" and have the baby drool on my shirt.
What I know myself is that I'm doing my job properly most of the time, that parents make me letters of recommendations, some have even become my friends.
So I am satisfied with my condition and so what if she does not like the others. Besides someone who does not take the time to know me before a minimum order that I am not interesting you it deserves to be part of my entourage?
As for Lin, I would only say, take your time and landed the job that you want, since you have the means to do so.
The jealous's going to have to look elsewhere.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Average Annual Rainfall In Egypt

Where I have a conversation that makes me think ... The store

Yes today I had a conversation Jack on the reports before or after marriage, I told him that I personally am very against a totally unrelated sex marriage previously.
He replied tit for tat "yes must first see if it is hefty. Irony may be but a background of what he thinks is the truth certainly.
After the shock of the sentence which is not usual in the writing of Jack, or at least not with me, I still have to face the shock of what our generation thinks of sex and The idea that we may have to worry women.
Yes of course I will not take the risk to marry someone without being certain that there is a real sexual chemistry. Love is beautiful but without the sex I doubt it's worth much. This is only my opinion. But for me it's not a case of comparative test of the penis size of my love.
I often hear men said that women should be long preliminaries, a great sex, romance ... etc. But strangely I never had the same story from my girlfriends.
Then it is this idea received the woman seeking a man with a necessarily giant penis?
It reminded me of a radio or a young queue explained only 16 years it would take action with her boyfriend but what put her uncomfortable was it would have to give him a blowjob. The radio host (who was none other than Brigitte Lahaie) asked why she felt compelled to do so. The girl replied to him that boys necessarily expecting it because they see in porn movies and all his girlfriends did ...
So nowadays porn movies manage our relationships love and it becomes increasingly worrisome.
When I think Pepe I am very afraid for her future sexual (although admittedly a bit early to speak) and I wonder how far will go to received ideas about sex.
continued ...

Thursday, November 18, 2010

When Veins On Breast Hurts?

suicide



And yes, I still read the book, ignoring the advice of Catherine and Celine (who for once were of agree) that I advised against reading this book, I purchased.
"I was disappointed in the end," said Cat. Well if it's a history of late ..... And I am frustrated ..... And when I'm frustrated I'm irascible and .... Oh shit I took.
So here I am immersed in this crazy world and what the future pessimistic that depicts John Teulé.
Yes our future, even if it is not necessarily obvious at first. Future friendly but black, no flying cars, but not sad people, pollution and mind-bending trivialized suicide.
What is this book?
Tuvache The family keeps the shop suicides Beregovoy Boulevard for several generations. Within the depressive wishing to end their days may find plenty of articles to get there, it's going to poison cocktail kit Seppuku through the traditional rope noose. They live and suicide are very austere.
But now, after having tested a condom with holes (to get caught in one that uses a sexually transferable) rare object they can test, they become the unfortunate parents of little Alan.
Unfortunate yes, because Alan, unlike his brother and sister, is always happy and sees only the good side of things. This is the drama of the family Tuvache.
Everything is described very played down.
short enough to joke about a subject so serious yet.

From the story itself I would say that a good laugh, but I found the author's style is very simple, even too. Yet I expect that the author of Darling (I board that read but not seen on film) a job a little more elaborate.
I thought it went too far at times to the point that it only becomes more credible without being the real sience fiction. Yes rains sulfuric acid could have been without it for a simple rain privileged standing. Quit talking about pollution as well do it right.
Also I found it quite repetitive, which for a small book does not leave much room for a real story.
When at last I have an impression of sloppy book written during a sleepless night.
So yes I listen to the advice, because even if I had a good time, I was disappointed by this book and especially the style of the author.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Dental School Studying Funny

Like the absurd! Is it serious? Another anniversary

And yes, I have to face it, I love the absurd situations.
I am one of those people capable of two hours before a pile of idiocy Type 1 and a half IQ.
This morning while waiting for my Pépette wakes up, I put on Youtube and watched some videos of singers absurd and I realized I was some kind of UFO. My tastes are totally shifted and strange and often people around me do not understand. But I still want to share my fascination for this kind of humor with a few examples.
Consider a master of the genre, Terry Pratchett. Well I've never laughed as much in reading One of these books.
One of my favorite scenes is a poker game between Death, War, Pestilence and Famine. Imagine the four horsemen of the Apocalypse spirited playing cards totally drunk and spouting nonsense.
is a scene among many other, for the Annals of Discworld is a true masterpiece in its entirety with, for my part, a slight preference for the Reaper.
Another master of the genre (Again my opinion) is that in Eduardo Mendoza News Without Gurb, imagine an alien trapped in Barcelona transcribed in his diary the comments he made about our world when it seeks its companion Gurb, disappeared under Madonna's appearance.
Oh yes there of a sudden you wonder if I'm not a little shaken from the bulb, eh?
But the most ridiculous nonsense I still ...
ago Kaamelott example that can boast of very very good dialogue. All played on the dialogues that are a jewel of the absurd. And finally when the series takes a little serious, I personal picks.
To push the vice further.
Hero Corp., yes yes I know, we're 3 in France to love this series, I am aware.
And yet he had to think. Superheroes of retirement who must face a super villain while their super powers have decided not to make their own way.
a superhero who fights against his enemy with great bursts of mild shampoo, I find it hilarious.
In the visual absurdity as a few beads. But it is more rare.
What's more fun than your companion, in a totally romantic, when to remove his pants, stuck in the heel and finally wallows. Most times it will try to catch up which will make the situation even more ridiculous. Personally I burst out laughing shamelessly and it does not diminish the charm of the moment, quite the contrary. And I do not think it said've never happened ...
In the video, Adam Sandler is doing pretty well. It's been fifteen years he made films involving a minimum but armored ridiculous situations and we can say that in general it is the character most affected by this ridiculous.
And yet it still works, at last me it always makes me laugh.
But even if the height of their U.S. dollars manage to cope with the absurd, he is an Englishman who I am wrong every time, without ever opening his mouth. Mr Bean.
Looks like he borrowed a camcorder at a friend's apartment and her grandmother, and only with his face and sometimes absurd situations has yet to make me laugh.


And then there are some crazy songs like that.
Didier Super, Philippe Katerine and La Chanson du Dimanche that I looked this morning, who casually make you think.


Finally it should not be so bad to love the absurd and I think we are few in this situation.
So yes, I love the absurd and I do not look after him. Na!

Friday, November 12, 2010

Getting Rid Of Brazilian Whiteheads



The Petitou gives me so much hard time, just celebrated the 1 year.


As I continue to make personalized gifts, well, I also made him a T-shirt and who better than Flash was shown that arrow high to a grasshopper?


So here's the T-Shirt that will have given me the most trouble because a brush is too thick. But I admit that the result satisfies me, even if the mother once again has not shown great enthusiasm.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Genital Herpes Outbreak And Exercise



For me, keeping an activity blogosphere filled with trivialities of everyday life, seemed to limit indecent given what is happening in my life (if I may say so) now.
And after careful consideration I say the contrary, silence will not help.


One day came into my life, a little blonde girl with a big mouth, a very big mouth, which was then imposed on me like a cannonball in full face. Yet although I decided not to let anyone in my life, too disappointed by what is called friendship. I can even say that at that time, I saw only evil in a friendly situation.


This blonde has strong head now occupies my every thought. It does not go an hour without that I wonder what happened to him this time.


I see stuck on a bed in a deep sleep and wonder what may happen in his head.


So by the time I imagine things, I see her sleeping peacefully, dressed in a blue satin dress and told me that the beautiful can be can be awakened by the kiss filed its Sheer front of a knight in white coats.
Sometimes I say "Hey there now, she sits in bed and demand a big steak like in the movies."
Every day I wait for the new (as Hughes makes us share and I thank him very much) and I do not let anyone come over me head thoughts negative. I find, or I want to believe that each step of its long sleep is good news.


I do not say it does not deserve it, because when you think no one deserves to live it. But in any case it merited it does not happen.


So I decided to continue writing my trivia, primarily because continue to live as normally that is the best thing to do. And then because when she wakes up, she eager to know everything, can catch up a little bit of lost time.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

November 2010 Mls Open Tryouts

continue the scheme

And yes, I, the pines, I'm on a diet.
the magnifying system.
light after a month of meals skipped lunch because of the jokers that I care, as well as all the tiles that fell on my head this year, I lost a lot of weight. I decided to take me in hand and make an effort.
So I went to Nature House, where my girlfriend and that his regime or my sister in law works.
Weight: 37k700g, then I fear
Height: 1m54 Ooch I lost 2cm and it hurts ....
Body fat: 2.8
Belt: 63cm
Waist: 73cm
Hips: 74cm
Thighs: 41cm
After a check my diet which is:
breakfast: coffee and 2 or 3 2 cigarettes
Lunched: When I think or have time
Snack cakes, crisps, peanuts, cheese ....
Dinner: mostly vegetables and meat, cheese and often filthy late night ...


The lady told me that my diet is dangerous for my health and it needs changing. She proposes a plan and said that I will be between 200 and 500g every 15 days.


Breakfast: 1 bowl of cereal, a yogurt with honey and coffee
Snack: dried fruit or banana + nuts
Lunch: at least 200g of carbohydrates, 1 meat, 1 serving of vegetables and a yoghurt sweetened with honey. If possible bread
Snack: 2 slices of bread with 2 slices of ham or cheese and a sauce
Dinner: 1 tablespoon vegetable or juice, an omelet or a meat and 200g of carbohydrates minimum a yoghurt with honey.


Take into account that I hate yogurt and that makes me 3 times a day, I have very little time to swallow it all and because I'm drinking herbal concoctions quite despicable.
Anyway I tried the shot at least 15 days and I see if I does not quit.


balance of 15 days:
I can not stand the mixtures to plant, I involves aspartame, so I quit after 3 bags.


Weight: 38k400g
Height: 1m54 .... fuck
Body fat: 5.4
Belt: 63cm
Waist: 73cm
Hips: 76, yes and two
Thighs: 42cm, a


So I continue my diet and I am super happy!


Bravo me.