So that now that winter decided to start in late September and ends mid May.
In winter it is cold, very cold and you find that your body begins to move independently of what you ask him, like a cocktail shaker in the hands of a bartender you are shaken by your contractions muscles do when you step out your door.
You are with a super Parkinson to play the castanets with every part of your body and when you have a bonus chance to take an exam in a classroom where a window was left open (by less than 6) you have the added bonus of soreness.
mid October you had started buying stocks worthy of those handkerchiefs undertaker, because you're dull ass and you spend your days chasing after kids with a handkerchief in his hand .
I do not even talk about what it costs you, 2 packets of tissues per day per child, plus the same for you ... Children sharers are when it comes to germs.
early November just fly around the baby, this is a unique glamorous, not to mention that the more you go to a fucking torturer with children who do not understand why you try to drown in a flood of saline and finally all aspire to be a crude device in a concertina.
early December you seriously start to look like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer nice, just like your nose is flashing red and you truffles have permanently moist.
the evening you tartine Homeoplasmine, madécasol and other healing creams, order the next day, again to kill your pretty little nose, big mouth blows hard tissues.
At this point, you begin to feel that your nose falls on your persistent and bronchus with the voice of Marv in Sin City, you keep saying "I kiss you I'm not sick" .
Not amazing but it is what has already seen a rhino, bronchitis or worse gastroenteritis in summer? No it's always those pesky winter arrive and despite all the vitamins you can take.
Winter Ball is the disgusting product in the nose, facial per kilo, antibiotics (banana taste for the lucky) to make syrups stones, to gastric bandages and suppositories with essential oils that you burn the Derché.
short when you start your first week of vacation Winter with sinusitis and bronchitis, you are not glamorous for two sub (even if your lover loves your new deep voice) with your crying and your eyes drop to the tip of your nose red, ben winter you curse.
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