Broken Or Sprained Hand

It was close to my heart ...

From Verdun


I too like Marion, I am a woman.
Why am I a woman?
Because I'm able to empty a jar of Nutella XXL without even noticing it, while looking more beautiful life France3 sprawled in my chair with a red pajamas and I inform pat the rest and that life is really more beautiful, should already begin to make men cowards and anoint less bulky, no kidding, when you need them, they escape the reverse is even truer.
is why we need to forget. That's why we left our contact lenses in the bathroom and we opted for a pair of glasses trifocal.


I am a woman because I am a sucker for a bastard who will make me drool with his sad, it appeared not to touch it while next door, I can have the kind I need, the perfect breeding, the faithful man, the prince's well-being aerodynamic, a good marriage into perspective, my cousins hat King Size and I slipped my dress once, to not spoil the mood, I locked in the toilet, checking my phone to see if the bastard with his sadly did not leave a final text message, even insulting, I do not care, he wrote me one last time and I get out of the toilet and the whole family is overjoyed to see my tears that prove the total happiness in which I swim and most importantly, you should never say anything about those times.


I am a woman because I am courageous in difficult times, because I enjoy magazines that imposed on me a job to yell at me any tips for speeding while staying sexy sponding a kid while avoiding stretch marks while making the step up to the gymnasium and there, as a working woman, I will see my psychiatrist and I am whining a good shot.


I am a woman because I wake up at night and I smoke it though a cigarette but I take the pill and my gynecologist told me to avoid mixing and that life begins for me piss off, because as everyone knows, the woman, held in 2010, must possess a sacred pair of balls.


I am a woman because I do not eat enough, because I eat too much, because I'm afraid to get involved but also to stay alone because I talk in September hours on the phone with my girlfriend to resolve the question of the century:
"You think I should come with five or ten minutes late?"


I am a woman because when it's over, I turn the page definitively.


I am a woman because the first involving my son, I'll kill him.
And on this last point, I feel quite woman.


Nicolas Rey
A slight slump .