Yes agoraphobic me great strength.
me that as soon as I find myself with more than ten people around me, puts me in a trance with shaking, choking and dizzy.
that I am 1m54 and 40kilos not all wet.
me so I went for the sales!
I was off last Wednesday at the wheel of the big car sir, blue card identified in the portfolio and Rage againt the Machine in the car radio searching for the one thing essential to the smooth running the rest of my life.
rose to power and ready to elbow I go by the first essential step to an afternoon of racing girl, namely the shoe store.
Not that I'm completely addicted to shoes, but if I could buy a pair per day, well I would.
Surprisingly I am particularly attracted by the brown shoes. Yes all this is certainly linked to severe childhood trauma I grant you. But for me it is impossible for me decided to black shoes. And it's not for lack of trying it lately, but I will naturally move away from black pair that I chose in favor of chestnuts.
short here I am in a shoe shop not only have to throw dirty looks to other clients to access the object my lust but the more I am forced to quickly leave the store to lack of grease.
Yes the boots are a real problem for me and maybe one day just like the bras I'll end up putting aside the absurd idea of owning a pair.
I leave the store completely destroyed, ok just a bit annoyed by my misadventure.
Branch shopping center. Fatal error, not only do I hate this mall, but more, I hate it!
short, I do not know why I went over there because you will understand, I hate this mall.
Not that I like especially the others, but this one is packed with hundreds of thousands of connasses all who live in the south Pyrenees.
If I swear if you take them you make them go one by one in a still and comes out four drops that you run into a mall and it gives you that.
Over there looks so I wear black with still quite easily not enough, you should totally go to tatane if you want to retrieve the item and you had but one kind of minx you swiped outright plus the air to say "if you try anything, I t'explose.
I go from shop to shop and still the same kind of minx everywhere.
Well I do not linger and I will go directly to the articles identified a few days earlier.
And there is the drama, all the articles I had found all those little dresses are so essential to my happiness and my wardrobe is either in a different size than mine, or were outright purchased by another thing that I do let me know .... bin there!
After those few hours of ordeal, of fierce battles, the unsuccessful attempt, I returned home with a vest and bars.
now balances will be right from the internet the opening of online shops.
And for your enjoyment, here is a sketch of Virginia Hocq who speaks so well balances.
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